it世界五百强 优雅过年的八大秘诀 8 ways to impress(3)

聚餐接近尾声，买单时刻即将来临，这时可以安排你二舅穿着西装破门而入，走到你身边俯下身跟你说句，你面露难色，起身跟同学们说：“抱歉，有点事要处理。it世界五百强”随后迅速离场。

衣着 Dress code

Don't show up with logos on your clothes or shoes! Your relatives will only end up asking what WeChat store you bought them from.

衣服鞋包千万别露logo！不然亲戚只会向你打听这家微商的店铺地址。

The Golden Rules: be chic — the less, the better. Spring outfits? Yes! Snowsuit? No. Show your ankles; don't wear long johns.

黄金法则：帅一点，衣服穿得越少越好，能穿春秋款就绝不穿冬装，能露脚踝就绝不穿秋裤。

饮食 Food

When you get home, treat your parents to a tasty meal — but say that delicacies such as lobster or bird's nest soup now seem too bland for you. Hold your chopsticks and sigh, pretending that you have whatever it is all the time. Say you're tired of it, but actually be saving yourself money.

回家后请父母吃点好的，龙虾鲍鱼鱼翅燕窝，在你看来皆寡淡无味。提箸四顾心茫然，轻轻一声叹息。摆出一种我天天吃，早就吃腻了的样子，其实是为了省一份的钱。

Don't take any photos, that's not important! Remember, you're a frequent guest at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse. When your parents put food in front of you just say, "Oh, all I want is a bowl of porridge."

千万别拍照，这都不重要。记住你可是钓鱼台的常客。你把贵的菜都夹给父母吃，再来一句：“唉，大鱼大肉吃腻了，我最想要的还是一碗白粥啊。”

小红包 Red envelopes

Don't show your relatives how much you love digital hong bao or online quizzes — it will only make you look poor. Especially if you only receive half a yuan.

不要在亲戚面前表现出你有多爱摇红包或答题活动，这样会显得很穷。更不要领到0.5元就把喜悦写在脸上。

Gifts for parents 年货

No more health and beauty products, please — try bringing home the latest electronic gadgets instead.

求求你别带回家了！前年的还没拆呢！带最新款的电子产品才是年货里的硬通货。

If you're self-employed, when your parents ask you how much a gift cost say you have no idea because your assistant bought it for you. If you work for a big company, says it came out of your year-end bonus. Parents who receive such gifts can then stand proud, and boast about you for at least three months to their friends.

如果你是个体户，父母问你礼品价格时，就说是叫助理去买的，所以不清楚。如果你在大公司上班，可以说这手机是因为业绩好公司发的年终奖。收到礼物的父母，足以在亲戚朋友面前夸上你三个月。

So, are you ready for home?

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